The Creature Creeps
By
Jack Sharkey

Presented by ~ Unit One Theatre Co. 

This hilarious send-up of the horror story genre has an ancient castle, creaking doors, a mad scientist, an extremely grim housekeeper, a secret laboratory, shrieks from the depths of the cellar, disappearing villagers, a hero of sterling character, the mad scientists daughter - and so much laughter you will split your sides! 

- Mike Sammon

Jack Sharkey's brilliantly funny play is a skilful pastiche of all the old black and white horror films produced in the forties and fifties. In keeping with the old time terrors, the plot is as follows...

We open on a typical Transylvanian summers day. It is raining. There is the sound of distant thunder but don't worry, the storm is on the move. As with all good plots, it is Friday 13th and, as is usual in your Transylvanian village, people are disappearing in strange circumstances - leaving some even stranger people behind.

Characters such as Donald von Blitzen, a mild-mannered mad scientist, living quietly in his mountain-top castle, going about his daily business. if only people knew exactly what that was! With him is Mord, his little helper, there to assist him with all the fetching and carrying, not to mention the burying and digging up.

All seems to be running smoothly in Von Blitzen's world. After all, his wife hasn't sung for months. Then disaster strikes! His daughter Daisy returns unexpectedly, just in time to disrupt the most vital moments in his latest and greatest experiment...

And worse - she's not alone. Two school friends are with her, Babsy Ballou and Frank Sterling, brave enough a young hero to want to make Daisy his own. His own 'what', you'll have to wait to find out.

All will be revealed in the last reel, including the screams in the night (and the day come to think of it), the loud clanking chains and why newly engaged couples face heartbreak - but two others find true love!

Set design & building photos

Cast of Characters

Donald von Blitzen

Daisy von Blitzen

Frank Sterling

Babsy Ballou

Mord

Gretchen Twitchill

Hans/Fritz/Otto/Heinrich Stunken

Hannah Zitzen

Freda Zitzen

Olga Zitzen

Heidi Zitzen

Maritza

The Creature

Barry Hall

Ann Clarkson

Tim Preston

Ravinder Virdee

Barry Metcalfe

Iris Sharples

Damian McHugh

Ruth Naylor

Pam Ward

Karen Willis

Joanne Scullion

Sandra Gothard

??????

Creature Crew

Candles lit by

...and blown out by

Phonographic records played by

The Phantom Stage Manager

Assistant Phantoms

Undergarments and other such attire sewn by

Clubs, Maces and Thumbscrews provided by

Facial mudpacks cemented by

FOH Manager (the chap who looks important)

FOH staff

 

Tickets torn in half by

Beverages and snacks supplied by

The decor thought up in the minds of

...from an idea by

Town Cryer

Posters and programmes

 

Chris Wood

Tony Carrick

Nigel Hall & Mike Sammon

Andrew Pearce

Syd Wentworth & Will Burrows

Shirley McMahon

Syd Wentworth

Amanda Stirpe

Tony Payne

Chris Greenhalgh, Caroline Perry

& Tony Sharples

Liz Butterworth

Marjorie Salt

Andrew Pearce & Will Burrows

Mike Sammon

Chris Greenhalgh

Tony Payne

Director   Mike Sammon

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